I’ll sing you a song of a handsome young couple
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
Their bodies were muscled, quite graceful and supple
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
But one day last fall
These two met their downfall
At the beach on an overcast day.
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The maiden she swam in the cool-blue sea water
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
And a youth and I watched what we shouldn’t ought'er.
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
And the Lord then us blessed
As the maiden undressed
To catch her some sun at mid-day.
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We watched from the shelter of high-growing plants
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
Said the youth “I must have her!” as he dropped his short pants.
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
Said I, “you won’t mind
I’ll remain in the blind.
You’ve no competition today.”
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The naked young rowdy approached the sweet lass
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
And she slapped him quite soundly--the lady had class
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
She ran for the water
And that’s where he caught her
And dragged her protesting away!
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But her screams of dismay very soon turned to laughter
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
As the maiden found out what her young man was after
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
And while I boldly watched
They danced and debauched
All their pleasure was there on display.
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And after the romp the two fell off to sleep
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
Then in rolled a fog that was quite thick and deep.
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
And I saw with sad eyes
What a nasty surprise
They would get at the end of the day.
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She sunset was nigh she awakened her swain
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
She did it by screaming and yelling in pain
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
For although it was Autumn
Her back and her bottom
Were cooked like a well-done filet.
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He awoke to her moaning and added his cry
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
“Sweet Jesus and Mary! I’m going to die!”
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
On his back he had lied
And his “beef stick” was fried
(What did you expect me to say?)
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I took them and bathed them and put them on ice
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
(I did it because I‘m so terribly nice)
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
For their horrible pain
Nearly drove them insane
And “I warned you” was all I would say.
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So there is the lesson--you can take it from me
Sing nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
The advice is quite good and I offer it free
Hey nonny-nonny-ho, nonny-hey!
For a burn without sun
Isn’t very much fun
So beware of an overcast day!
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